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Tuesday, 18 December 2007

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    Neveroddoreven
    By I Monster
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    A long time coming

    Wow, it's been quite some time since I've sat down to hammer out a blog. Arguably, things have been pretty crazy--as per usual--but I've also gotten kinda lazy as far as the ol' writing goes. So now, while I wait for my magic rocks to grow (not a euphemism) and for Stephen to get back from his two-hour potty brake (geez, man, eat some bran!) I figure I'll get back into the blogging business for a while.

    [perhaps it's the beacon of literacy?]

    First off, this has been bugging me for quite a while. Above is our new Mississippi license plate. Usually, the plates depict an image that summarizes our state. Our new plate has... a lighthouse. Maybe I missed something, but when were rocky coastlines ever a symbol of Mississippi?


    [a tree-shirt]

    On a personal note, things have been good. Not great, mind you, as my legal issues are still being clouded by personal vendettas, but other than that, I've been feeling unusually happy with things lately.

    I think it has something to do with positive reinforcement. I look around my new apartment and I nod sagely at the way that I've managed to organize, set up, clean, and personalize this space. And I've been functioning fine on my own for almost seven months now--I haven't burnt the place down, poisoned myself, etc.

    After almost two years of constantly being reminded of what a screw-up I am, being able to have time-tested proof that I do have some self-sustaining capabilities is a breath of fresh air... even if I do still let the trash overflow before I take it out.

    [then run before the West Virginians drag you screaming back across the border]


    Three days from now, and I will be headin' home, folks! I was in PA for a week over the summer, but I was at a camp the whole time, so this is my first REAL visit home since last Christmas. Needless to say, this has been a long time coming. Besides, after the year I've had, I need a little familial verbal abuse to get things back to normal.

    (Familial verbal abuse, besides three great Scrabble words, is my family's means of expressing love and admiration. I wouldn't have it any other way)

    HOPEFULLY I'll get some skiing in while I'm up there. I hear they've already got some snow waiting for me.

    My trip up, however, I am NOT looking forward to, due to:

    [totally a straight man's car]


    ...my very small car.

    If this were just a road trip, having a small car would be ideal. But, as anyone who knows me can tell you, I never do things the easy way.

    My trip involves two stops. My first stop is in Atlanta, GA, where I will be picking up five PC Desktop's (with monitors) from a business that is donating them to my church back home. That'll be a tight squeeze. However, it doesn't end here, for in Brevard, NC, I will be playing the part of UPS man as my grandparents will be filling what little space I have left with Christmas gifts to bring north.

    Weeeee!

    I'm a little nervous. One, I don't think this is all going to fit, and two, LAST time my family loaded up my car (and stuck a U-Haul trailer on the back), THIS happened...

    [the service engine light finally turned off, though]


    Somewhere around Nowhere, West Virginia, my car's engine literally exploded, with flames and smoke pouring from under the hood and my every worldly belonging stuffed into the car with me.

    Fortunately, I was saved by a van-full of extinguisher-toting Mexicans. (I am not making this up). But you can see where I'd be a little nervous.


    [a drakian]


    Finally, a few parting thoughts, Drakian-style:
    •  August Rush and I Am Legend are worth the price of admission. Alvin and the Chipmunks and Golden Compass? Not so much.
    • We're a go for "The Complete Works of Shakespeare: Abridged" in the spring!
    • I'm heading into Pittsburgh for New Years with Michael, Stephen, and Kels. Anyone else wanna join up?
    • So, Guitar Hero II? NAILED it! That's right... "Free Bird" ain't got NUTHIN' on me now, boy!
    • I don't mind drum beats from my neighboring apartments so much as I mind the fact that whoever is playing has NO rhythm.
    • Feels good to be saving money again. I kinda feel like Scrooge, but I feel like a SECURE Scrooge.
    • Looks like I'll not be stopping in Greenville this year. I somehow managed to pick the perfect window of time in which almost NO ONE is going to be there! Dah! Curse you people and your "lives"
    • Check out Erik Mongrain's "Air Tap!" on YouTube.
    •  While you're there, watch the entire season (27 episodes) of "Yu-Gi-Og:The Abridged Series". It's probably my favorite thing on the internet right now.
    Now go, citizen, and do good.

            

Tuesday, 13 November 2007

Tuesday, 06 November 2007

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    I Am America (And So Can You!)
    By Stephen Colbert
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    Recalling James Bond and other thoughts

    Cold Wars Make Great Leftovers!

    Anyone else slightly concerned by the recent developments in the Iran/Nuke case? Yes, I realize this kind of topic is way off of my usual fare of introspection and silliness, but as I was looking over some headlines in world news, I noticed this little number:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/07/international/europe/07iran.html

    This link isn't to the exact article I read (I'm more of a Fox News guy), but it still captures the moment. Basically, Russia pretty much came right out and said "Hey USA? Screw you. Iran? Here. Have some nukes." Well, maybe it wasn't exactly that, but essentially Russia has officially taken Iran's side AGAINST the United States as far as nuclear power goes, and not only that, but they will be assisting Iran in DEVELOPING nuclear power.

    I know I've said I miss the 80's, but... not the imminent nuclear war part. On the brighter side, maybe we'll have some fresh new material to turn into Bond movies!

    Hollywood Writers Strike; The Office takes Heavy Casualties

    So the union writers of Hollywood have finally gone to the picket line, so when your favorite show (see The Office and Heroes) goes into either reruns or is replaced by Who Wants to Marry a Kid Nation? and The Trump Factor, don't be too shocked. (Apparently, all "live" comedy shows and The Office have taken the first hits)

    From what I understand, this time the strikers actually have something worthy of complaining about. Their payment agreements haven't been rewritten since the 80's, so anything "new"--DVD collections, downloaded video--they don't get paid for. (Apparently, VHS was going to be "just a fad" and home video would never take off). So the writers just want to make sure they're getting what should be coming to them.

    Frankly, though, I have a hard time sympathizing with people who complain that they're "only making $2 million".

    In the meantime, check out this guy (http://www.hollywoodscabwriter.com) to get a better idea of WHY we pay writers $2 million.

    Heroes Makes Me Happy

    Okay, I'll admit, Heroes took off to a slow start this season, and for those of you who haven't been following the series but plan to, I'll keep the spoilers to a minimum.

    So let me just say that after the asian guy did that thing with the whole mess of other guys and there was that incident, I thought that was pretty cool, but when THAT guy showed up at the end of this last episode under the guise of someone else, well, that rocked my socks.

    I just hope they kill of the two, that the one gets back into the game in a pretty freakin' cool way, and that a certain obnoxious guy dies quickly.

     

     

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